Tag: life with pets
member name: Stephen Schneider
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May 22, 2006 05:06 PM EDT --
My baby boy Buddy is a killer. No tiny bird is safe within the confines of my yard.
In the past week, I have caught him with dead birds five times. Now when I let him and Boopy out the door it's a . . .
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June 15, 2006 08:30 AM EDT --
Hey there Gatherers, this is Boopy! We need to talk.
My friend, Stephen Schneider or Sebastian Stephens or whatever he's calling himself this week has really lost it.
He's written so much about . . .
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June 16, 2006 06:52 PM EDT --
Hi fellow gatherers! It's me again, Boopy.
Mr. Schneider has left the building. He's not available for comment. I've taken over.
My story here yesterday got TWICE as many readers. Mine got . . .
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June 05, 2006 05:41 PM EDT --
My household has a problem. Boopy and Buddy have it in their contracts as well as their rulebook that they are to be presented with a "chewie" every morning when they come back in the house from . . .
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August 28, 2006 12:14 PM EDT --
As summer begins to wind down, I realize that I haven't published anything on gather in the last month. In fact, I haven't spent much time here at all.
As weird as it was, it seems to have gotten . . .
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December 10, 2006 12:43 PM EST --
My one-year anniversary here at gather passed on Monday. I had planned on posting something, but unfortunately, had nothing to say. Such has been primarily the case for the last five months.
A writer’s . . .
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March 09, 2007 09:31 PM EST --
It was the eyes all along. His vision of the universe was reflected in those eyes. When Boopy looked at you, you knew that you were his expression of the universe. You were very important. You knew he . . .
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March 05, 2006 12:28 PM EST --
This is the third and last of my "Distinguished Gentleman" pieces. We have reached the end of the rainbow and there was no pot of gold.
I wrote before about the less than ideal living arrangement . . .
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March 16, 2006 09:04 AM EST --
I need your help, fellow gatherers.
I have this friend, who shall remain nameless pending court action, who is disgusted by one of my household rules.
Dogs do the dishes. Buddy gets my plate when I'm . . .
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February 23, 2006 12:37 AM EST --
Recently, I published an article about the dog next door. I call him "The Distinguished Gentleman."
A large collie who's owners have chosen not to include in their . . .
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March 14, 2006 02:56 PM EST --
Spring training has just begun, here in New Mexico, and already we have had our first casualty.
A ninja dog has to work hard to keep on top of their game. My dog Buddy's cat-like reflexes don't . . .
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February 10, 2006 02:43 PM EST --
He walks slowly through the wastelands of New Mexico. His eyes, though locked in a gaze ahead, see all. He's constantly poised for his defense. He glances at his watch. Wait, he doesn't have a . . .
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February 02, 2006 04:36 AM EST --
This is an earlier piece I'm publishing to the group.
There they were, single-file, heading out. Three baby raccoons on a mission. Evidently, their mother had died or was killed by . . .
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March 19, 2007 03:55 PM EDT --
As a harbinger of Spring, I have converted my spare bedroom into a nursery.
For plants that is. I’m putting winter behind me as soon as I can and trying to get a jumpstart on my garden this year. . . .
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February 21, 2006 08:42 AM EST --
This is an article, I published in the past that I wanted to publish to the group.
Hey Dad! We're In Jail!
You try to raise them right. Teach them right from wrong. Give them all . . .
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